The “fine print”: Offer available to New Clients Only. Offer limited to only one program per person. Offer only available to local residents. Cannot be combined with any other offer. We are not liable for any injuries before, during, or after your workout, but we do our best to keep you safe anyway. If you care to see our full policy, check out the link below. This special deal is available Online Only. Smile often, it's good for the soul. And choose to be happy, life's better that way!